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MORE OLD MOBILE GAMES! – Diamondbolt

MORE OLD MOBILE GAMES! – Diamondbolt Wow, it sure is a good old ordinary day, I better check out my mobile games article. I always do it Hey guys, welcome back to mobile games to electric Boogaloo Im doing another one because I have a strange feeling that people kinda like the first one today Once again, Im gonna be taking a look at some more apps that you may have forgotten about this time ones I didnt cover originally or ones that I totally forgot about look thats back then were weird Okay, and our standards were very very low ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME And I played so many of these things that I was bound to leave some out and while I know calling them old is a Bit of a stretch. Im more talking about that time when the best you could afford was the light version of Minecraft Pocket Edition You know what Im talking about?

I found a lot of weird apps when scrolling through my old Downloaded ones when looking for some water use for this article like this one called doodle buddy that has a chalk outline of a corpse As one of its default backgrounds, maybe not that one. Then Im gonna use the random spinner again since that works So well last time but I can only track down about ten or so games to talk about this time round because I covered basically All of my favourite ones in the last article. So without further ado! ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Ba-Da-Ding! HELL Yes, great one to start with did you ever play temple run and think man this game is great and all but its just missing Something I just wish I could play as bear grylls. Well if you meet those very oddly specific Requirements then boy.

Do I have the game for you! Bear grylls Survival run. Yes this exists Im gonna assume youre gonna pause the article now to go download it say Ill give you a minute Okay done. Survival.

Run has pretty much the same gameplay as Temple Run, but does have a few different mechanics thrown in there Which I guess is what makes it stand out from the other billions of Temple Run clones, you know other than the fact that you play is bear fucking grylls! these include segments where you swim across a lake surrounded by the entirety of The bear population trying to eat you for bringing shame to their species name, sliding down a trail clearly marked is unsafe But we all know the bear grylls doesnt play by the rules and falling off a cliff without a parachute that suddenly appears before you land there bear, Where are you going? instead of being chased by demon monkeys, you are instead pursued by a comparatively tamer bear Which I imagine is not that far from where bear gryll was actually gets up to your shirt Oh, sorry. If you do well enough you get a compliment from Bear himself oH sToP iT yUu. but thats not even to mention all the weird-ass outfits You can get at the game shop, like desert grills swamp grylls military grylls agent grylls. They have Bear Bear Grylls Yep, they had fun with that one and Santa grylls Hows your reminder that this is a product but bear himself approved to be honest. Its actually pretty easy to unlock them So long as you find these grubs during your run, is it to the relying on collecting coins? Never thought Id be giving beggar survivor on a compliment.

But here we are I guess the way I always tried to play it there was just a swipe down constantly and have them slide throughout the entire run For no reason other than because I thought it was funny its the little things ya know? Alright, here we go, bear bear grylls! Wait, what are you doing? im one of you STOP!

STOP ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Ba-Da-Ding! Crossy Road is a cute little game where you plays an animal of your choosing and attempt to make your way past NOOOO! this one is a little bit newer as opposed to the others in this article but it was always a reliable game that I could bust out whenever I was waiting for a bus or trying to avoid talking to people of the party because social interaction is scary and playing as a chicken is not The games biggest fault comes in the form of the coins You need to collect in order to operate a machine that randomly selects a new character and get this Sometimes it can be a duplicate in a in a virtual machine Nothing is quite as frustrating as spending all that time getting a hundred coins only to unlock the goddamn Santa chicken again This is the only way to get characters You cant just buy them with the coins because you know that it makes sense to Crossy Roads credit There are so many characters LIKE So many and some of them even change up the appearance of the gameplay like the pac-man one that gives the game a look of A maze which is actually super cute, but we dont need all those characters back in my day We can only play as a frog and we were fine with it I do want to point out that each of these skins will cost you a dollar if you cant be stuffed waiting to unlock them Of real money $1.00 to play as a chicken in a dinosaur costume So, you know Of course I bought it but the game is still obsessed with trying to get you to buy these things that will hound you with any given Opportunity, huh? Suddenly, I dont feel so bad about drowning the chicken DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BA-DA-DING! uh oh I didnt want to talk about Angry Birds classic And either of these article is because absolutely no one has forgotten about those little shits in there incredibly catchy theme song Its been stuck in my head for 10 years Please but what I bet you did forget our any of the 500 million angry bird spin-offs see in the peak of its popularity Rovio the company behind the series was pulling out like five of these games a year Angry Birds dipped its claws into basically every genre you can think of and it definitely did some better than others. games like Angry Birds Rio and Angry Birds Star Wars were just a fresh coat of paint for the original game But with some branding thrown in there an Angry Birds space was Angry Birds in Space. Angry Birds epic Oh wait, its just EPIC. And the rest of these games are all the same thing apparently its an RPG but was always too challenging and grindy for my tastes just like Every RPG ever, but I always did think visually it was pretty cool Even if the idea of an Angry Birds RPG is like the weirdest thing ever Angry Birds go! was a kart racer, which was honestly pretty impressive for a free app both graphically and gameplay wise I mean your cart even gradually shows damage when you hit something with controls like these is gonna happen a lot However, the difficulty spike was pretty ridiculous Which Im beginning to realize is a trend amongst these spin-off games probably because they just wanted you to spend more money DAMN IT they got me the best of the bunch was Angry Birds transformers Which was an on the rail shooter with a ton of characters that you could unlock as you progressed throughout the map It was clearly a lot of effort put into this one and its actually pretty fun but much like the other spin-offs Angry Birds transformers Also had that frustrating difficulty spike Once you made it past the general tutorial Since this one also had a recharge period where you had to wait for characters to heal which is a system I absolutely hate in phone games.

Like do you want me to play or not unless you paid money on BIRD Robots, you know, my mum may have had a point when she didnt give me any money to spend I cant really imagine the Transformers and Angry Birds fan bases overlap all that much but theres an admirable amount of Easter eggs put in there for both series and also a comic run and an Animated intro and you know what Angry Birds transformers is way too good to be from Angry Birds. Oh and there was also bad piggies AH-HUM next game ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Ba-Da-Ding! Talking Angela, this ones a long story the app is more or less Just another one of those pretty rapid talking animal apps that I talked about in the last article But what makes this one so interesting is less the game in its current state and more. So the Controversy at cause at the time at its release see the major gimmick of talking Angela was being able to engage in conversations with her with a built-in cleverbot Eska text generator. It was very very limited But hey, it made my kids self feel like he could actually talk to girls for a little bit OF course Theyre are dumb parents being dumb parents could not comprehend this advanced magical technology and so instantly assumed that and Im not kidding when I say this that it was a Predator watching you through Angelas eyes and talking to their children through the app Haha Dude, if thats the case and he has to get some new conversation topics Like someone was behind the eyes watching you at all times even if you were off the app and your phone aNd YoUr PhOnEs OfF so the company behind the app had to make some changes to it after it came under fire from huge channels Who didnt have anything else to talk about that week one, she wears clothes now good thing She covered up all that disgusting nakedness.

That was offending. My pure eyes. Although Tobys totally fine Just letting everything swing out I guess and of course you cant message her anymore So they basically booted the hell out of this app. No pun intended, or would it be spayed the hell out of it? ah, but that just sounds gross. Or you can really do now is feed her things, which is Wow.

So entertaining I mean you can always talk to her and have it repeated ma nam is jef isnt that great. What the fuck? Did you just fucking say about me?

You little bitch. Ill have you know, I graduated top of my class What the fuck? Did you just fucking say about me?

You little bitch. Ill have you know, I graduated top of my class in the navy seals and i have over 20 confirmed kills Wait, I want to try something huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh KHUHUHUHUHU HWAUAUUA So, yeah, the talking Angela app was stripped of anything that made it unique all due to a hoax and mass hysteria Well done parents! You did it you saved the children! help im trapped in the subtittles, HELP- ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Ba-Da-Ding!

There are you happy now vector is an app that a lot of people called me out for missing last time and thats because I honestly just Totally forgot about it. Yes, i forgot about it in the article where I was meant to be covering mobile apps that people forgot I know in this game you play as a silhouette running away from an evil silhouette as you attempt to free yourself from your Dystopian workplace all of which has told you through the game surprisingly. Awesome opening cutscene.

What a mobile game with an actual story What what the hell you make your escape using your most effective weapon PARKOUR because if you dont you get electrocuted and die horribly The gameplay involves you swiping in different directions to react to oncoming obstacles like jumping sliding Climbing up and screwing up doing the special trick because you were dumb and forgot to read the tutorial the full version of the game Is paid but for real authenticity, I grab the light version since of course That was all my young self was allowed to play and man Did I play the hell out of those five levels? Gotta say vector is pretty cool for a phone game Especially one of its age and its one of the rare few that actually still holds up and its got a sweet soundtrack to boot still can afford the full version though : ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Ba-Da-Ding! God here we go face goo is less a game and more one of those photo modification apps That was super popular until a snapchat came around and replaced them all now.

I dont know if its my sense of humor Thats completely screwed up, but this is just absolutely hysterical You can use photos from your camera roll to screw up such as this Wonderful piece of art I made or you could use the camera on your phone, huh? Thats actually an improvement. You were also able to use some of the fantastic samples provided such as icy goo goofy Goo teacher goo slick goo student goo Whoa Goo and grumpy goo. Alrighty, then to be honest now though.

Its about as fun as playing around with the warp tool in Photoshop Haha, I love this one an app that Im sure anyone who has ever owned a smartphone and browse the app store at some point Is very much aware of.. is Badland a very unique and visually gorgeous game where you play as a little bowl of floof and your task is to not get horribly killed Well much like vector badland makes use of a very effective silhouette art style, which is really what I think makes it stand out So much you guide this little guy through a perilous journey avoiding spikes craps and other obstacles They can all result in your untimely Smooshing to play youre all you need to do is press the screen to fly upward and release to fall down the game of auto Scroll, so you have to keep up to make sure you protect this dumpling at all costs according to Wikipedia these guys are called clones and you can make Clones of the clones which you have to sacrifice so that the others can live you only lose if all of them die but it will never not break my heart having to leave some of these guys behind they did nothing wrong and Got that far into the game But I always found playing it quite Pleasant so long as I didnt accidentally murder all the clones and then feel guilty about it for the next two weeks Apparently it gets a lot more varied as you go on which is definitely making me regret not dedicating more time to this one I mean hell I played paper toss for longer. Thats just sad God damn it nyan cat lost in space is one of the dumbest things I have ever wasted time on but I bet something you Did too is its not just me right in this game. You play as nyan cat and you get lost in space Why why do I even bother writing scripts anymore?

Its a pretty straightforward Platformer where your goal is to last as long as you can whilst collecting the colorful sweets and coins that come your way Yeah Theres a whole bunch of power-ups that spice up the gameplay a bit all of which are named with a god-awful knee unrelated pun such As the . Okay rocket nyan look how confused he looks! SUPER NYAN! pianyano oh god say some of these out loud really makes you realize huh? Oh God are you okay, and Fireworks. Yeah, try with that one. You can also make him poop out blood you alright? the game has changed quite a bit from when I first played it with the most obvious thing being microtransactions that are pushed like Everywhere, I mean unless its always been like that now which is a lot more oblivious back then and more focused on the pretty colors But I doubt I would have spent as much time playing this one as I did if it was this relentless trying to get me To spend money hell its even got that stupid save yourself option after you die.

And theres also a city builder mode now What a lot of the other items and characters in the game just looks so out of place with neon cat like look at this dog in this cow It just seems like a missed opportunity to design other characters in the same style as the cat But theyre just like there to make up for that though. There are a lot of skin packs You can by using the coins you acquire such as the movie skin pack with such iconic characters as the neon lien Indiana-yan Jones I am yang Spyder yen, pregnant or and Gaiman yen. Oh god Oh god. What so as you play you get amazing quotes from nyan cat such as oMG, lol We we sure this one was updated a month ago. Were not like 10 years ago.

Its not that its necessarily bad or anything Im just really struggling to work out why I played this one for so long as a kid definitely wasnt Can I tell you that much? Yeah Talking Tom and then news the only news source I trust these days tonight on Tom and Ben news a horrific volcanic eruption has killed thousands of people with- Kim KaRdAsEtIon DyEd HeR hAiR What anyway the remaining survivors offer a plea for support The American president made a funny tweet I feel its also worth mentioning they put ads for their earning games at the bottom of the screen like for real Fortunately it lets you put your own articles there as well, which is definitely something I did not abuse at all No, and the bright side there you can kill them Kill each other quick next name please. I dont go to prison ur mom gay pfpfppfppfpfpfpf Yep, heres the crowd-pleasing one one of the games that people mentioned the most The comments of old mobile one was wheres my water again published by Disney? Where your goal is to give this crocodile of some water? I cant tell you I really had any personal experience with this one Because its a puzzle game and I cannot play puzzle games All you have to do in this one is guide this water through some dirt and get it to this crocodile So the poor guy can have a shower, although Im pretty sure by the time youre done That would be like the most disgusting water.

Yeah who needs a plumber when you can just erase all the dirt Im sorry to say I really dont have all that much to say about this one It is a game and people wanted me to talk about it So there we go, and I think that about covers it But before we finish up its time for the bonus round a lot of my favorite games that I wanted to talk about in this article are of course the ones you cant play anymore because Apple keeps pretending that older apps cant work on their super high tech phones anymore Apple, please. Im begging you. Let me play me No monsters, I need it. Why is it always the best ones god, damn it So here is out in memoriam section where I pay tribute to the deceased and forgotten bill killin a fun as hell endless running where You fight off an alien invasion age of the zombies Apparently they made more games with Barry from jetpack joyride and I didnt play it why ragdoll blaster 2? I was a very screwed up jelly car. Its Its its Jelly car Brabatron a game when you played as a UFO and ruin the days of some innocent townspeople And it was great Theres lots of this really weird power ranger samurai Infinity Blade ripoff where you fought the bad guy from the first episode of then fight him as a Megazord It was actually kind of good wait No, Im not done mino monsters too because they cant even play the second game for fucks sake Apple How could you do this to me?

And of course, let us never forget the app Send me to heaven which encourage people to throw their phone in the air as high as they could to get a high score Yes, that was a real game. And yes what youre probably imagining is what actually ended up happening. See this one I understand why they took it off the App Store. Well that about covers it for mobile games volume 2 thank you all so much for the Unbelievable support on the first article and I hope this article was just as enjoyable for you as well Angela would you care to do the honors this time? make sure to check put my twitter, send mail to my mail box to appear in articles, and check out my second channel, bye like and subscribe! And with that said, I think well move this to the table hello welcome to Pierre box Were gonna be quick because this articles already long enough The first one is already our food for some reason that was easy cured diamond boat.

Thats me. I am Ilan I am 10 and I live in the US So the splatoon 25 final splatfest will probably be underway by the time this reaches you all. Oh, yeah I find your articles hilarious and awesome Even though I dont really like Sonic your articles about his games are extremely funny and I agree that sonic.exe You stupid Conway for Paramount live-action film about that. So like dont yet see the movie 50 50 Cents clips Well your articles are amazing.

Keep up the good work. Its mind-blowing that in a month or so Youll be reading this in a article. Ah Thank You Man next big boys week, my name is Ayana and im 11 years old.

I love your articles They are awesome. The first time I saw her channel was when I was looking for transformers content and found your cherished forever I actually started disliking much much to watch I didnt mean to send hate to watch mojo. Just disagree with them. Keep it up Congrats on the play run Please answer these questions. Sure good sir.

Who are your favourite transformers? Besides Wheeljack and Sam Wow that guy which death in the bay formers Do you think is the saddest the series is quality and he sent me a drawing of Laserbeak. Thats awesome all and a logo Thank you for that. But this one is from Queensland. Yeah The diamond bowl, its Jackson.

The guy who drew you your Ruby weapons So for this bit mayor? which would take 600 years I decided to draw a reference sheet of what you would look like as a kaiju for the monster verse and here are Some questions. What do you think about the most of us so far? I liked Godzilla 1 Kong I really liked king of the monsters. I Ghidorah was cool.

Have you seen Kong Skull Island? Yes. It was my favorite so far What do you think about the song Godzilla from Godzilla king of monsters?

Personally? I think it was good Well, Ill have to listen to it. Who is your favorite monster in Godzilla king of the monsters except Godzilla Mothra? Shesshes wifey material.

What do you think about the idea of King Ghidorah being able to speak telepathically? I like the idea that one of the heads is like really dumb there if you answer all my questions Thanks, and to all of the talented Godzilla artists out there. Yes, you can do my designs from Jackson. Ok, lets take a look Thats cute.

Im blue. I like that. Oh, hes got hes got weaknesses abilities crystal formation I wont read all of this out.

But if you want to read it yourself, you can pause it status alive are good Good we clear that one. Well, thank you everyone so much for the letters from Jackson Ilan and a yawn Thank you guys so much for the letters. And yeah, Ill see you guys next time I guess Its probably time to get into the Christmas spirit, isnt it? Werent me this anymore? Subtitles by AngryBallon and WaterDoggo like, and subcribe. click the articles to watch more! peace out MORE OLD MOBILE GAMES! – Diamondbolt Wow, it sure is a good old ordinary day, I better check out my mobile games article.

I always do it Hey guys, welcome back to mobile games to electric Boogaloo Im doing another one because I have a strange feeling that people kinda like the first one today Once again, Im gonna be taking a look at some more apps that you may have forgotten about this time ones I didnt cover originally or ones that I totally forgot about look thats back then were weird Okay, and our standards were very very low ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME And I played so many of these things that I was bound to leave some out and while I know calling them old is a Bit of a stretch. Im more talking about that time when the best you could afford was the light version of Minecraft Pocket Edition You know what Im talking about? I found a lot of weird apps when scrolling through my old Downloaded ones when looking for some water use for this article like this one called doodle buddy that has a chalk outline of a corpse As one of its default backgrounds, maybe not that one.

Then Im gonna use the random spinner again since that works So well last time but I can only track down about ten or so games to talk about this time round because I covered basically All of my favourite ones in the last article. So without further ado! ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Ba-Da-Ding! HELL Yes, great one to start with did you ever play temple run and think man this game is great and all but its just missing Something I just wish I could play as bear grylls.

Well if you meet those very oddly specific Requirements then boy. Do I have the game for you! Bear grylls Survival run.

Yes this exists Im gonna assume youre gonna pause the article now to go download it say Ill give you a minute Okay done. Survival. Run has pretty much the same gameplay as Temple Run, but does have a few different mechanics thrown in there Which I guess is what makes it stand out from the other billions of Temple Run clones, you know other than the fact that you play is bear fucking grylls! these include segments where you swim across a lake surrounded by the entirety of The bear population trying to eat you for bringing shame to their species name, sliding down a trail clearly marked is unsafe But we all know the bear grylls doesnt play by the rules and falling off a cliff without a parachute that suddenly appears before you land there bear, Where are you going? instead of being chased by demon monkeys, you are instead pursued by a comparatively tamer bear Which I imagine is not that far from where bear gryll was actually gets up to your shirt Oh, sorry. If you do well enough you get a compliment from Bear himself oH sToP iT yUu. but thats not even to mention all the weird-ass outfits You can get at the game shop, like desert grills swamp grylls military grylls agent grylls. They have Bear Bear Grylls Yep, they had fun with that one and Santa grylls Hows your reminder that this is a product but bear himself approved to be honest.

Its actually pretty easy to unlock them So long as you find these grubs during your run, is it to the relying on collecting coins? Never thought Id be giving beggar survivor on a compliment. But here we are I guess the way I always tried to play it there was just a swipe down constantly and have them slide throughout the entire run For no reason other than because I thought it was funny its the little things ya know? Alright, here we go, bear bear grylls! Wait, what are you doing? im one of you STOP!

STOP ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Ba-Da-Ding! Crossy Road is a cute little game where you plays an animal of your choosing and attempt to make your way past NOOOO! this one is a little bit newer as opposed to the others in this article but it was always a reliable game that I could bust out whenever I was waiting for a bus or trying to avoid talking to people of the party because social interaction is scary and playing as a chicken is not The games biggest fault comes in the form of the coins You need to collect in order to operate a machine that randomly selects a new character and get this Sometimes it can be a duplicate in a in a virtual machine Nothing is quite as frustrating as spending all that time getting a hundred coins only to unlock the goddamn Santa chicken again This is the only way to get characters You cant just buy them with the coins because you know that it makes sense to Crossy Roads credit There are so many characters LIKE So many and some of them even change up the appearance of the gameplay like the pac-man one that gives the game a look of A maze which is actually super cute, but we dont need all those characters back in my day We can only play as a frog and we were fine with it I do want to point out that each of these skins will cost you a dollar if you cant be stuffed waiting to unlock them Of real money $1.00 to play as a chicken in a dinosaur costume So, you know Of course I bought it but the game is still obsessed with trying to get you to buy these things that will hound you with any given Opportunity, huh? Suddenly, I dont feel so bad about drowning the chicken DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BA-DA-DING! uh oh I didnt want to talk about Angry Birds classic And either of these article is because absolutely no one has forgotten about those little shits in there incredibly catchy theme song Its been stuck in my head for 10 years Please but what I bet you did forget our any of the 500 million angry bird spin-offs see in the peak of its popularity Rovio the company behind the series was pulling out like five of these games a year Angry Birds dipped its claws into basically every genre you can think of and it definitely did some better than others. games like Angry Birds Rio and Angry Birds Star Wars were just a fresh coat of paint for the original game But with some branding thrown in there an Angry Birds space was Angry Birds in Space. Angry Birds epic Oh wait, its just EPIC. And the rest of these games are all the same thing apparently its an RPG but was always too challenging and grindy for my tastes just like Every RPG ever, but I always did think visually it was pretty cool Even if the idea of an Angry Birds RPG is like the weirdest thing ever Angry Birds go! was a kart racer, which was honestly pretty impressive for a free app both graphically and gameplay wise I mean your cart even gradually shows damage when you hit something with controls like these is gonna happen a lot However, the difficulty spike was pretty ridiculous Which Im beginning to realize is a trend amongst these spin-off games probably because they just wanted you to spend more money DAMN IT they got me the best of the bunch was Angry Birds transformers Which was an on the rail shooter with a ton of characters that you could unlock as you progressed throughout the map It was clearly a lot of effort put into this one and its actually pretty fun but much like the other spin-offs Angry Birds transformers Also had that frustrating difficulty spike Once you made it past the general tutorial Since this one also had a recharge period where you had to wait for characters to heal which is a system I absolutely hate in phone games.

Like do you want me to play or not unless you paid money on BIRD Robots, you know, my mum may have had a point when she didnt give me any money to spend I cant really imagine the Transformers and Angry Birds fan bases overlap all that much but theres an admirable amount of Easter eggs put in there for both series and also a comic run and an Animated intro and you know what Angry Birds transformers is way too good to be from Angry Birds. Oh and there was also bad piggies AH-HUM next game ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Ba-Da-Ding! Talking Angela, this ones a long story the app is more or less Just another one of those pretty rapid talking animal apps that I talked about in the last article But what makes this one so interesting is less the game in its current state and more. So the Controversy at cause at the time at its release see the major gimmick of talking Angela was being able to engage in conversations with her with a built-in cleverbot Eska text generator. It was very very limited But hey, it made my kids self feel like he could actually talk to girls for a little bit OF course Theyre are dumb parents being dumb parents could not comprehend this advanced magical technology and so instantly assumed that and Im not kidding when I say this that it was a Predator watching you through Angelas eyes and talking to their children through the app Haha Dude, if thats the case and he has to get some new conversation topics Like someone was behind the eyes watching you at all times even if you were off the app and your phone aNd YoUr PhOnEs OfF so the company behind the app had to make some changes to it after it came under fire from huge channels Who didnt have anything else to talk about that week one, she wears clothes now good thing She covered up all that disgusting nakedness.

That was offending. My pure eyes. Although Tobys totally fine Just letting everything swing out I guess and of course you cant message her anymore So they basically booted the hell out of this app. No pun intended, or would it be spayed the hell out of it? ah, but that just sounds gross. Or you can really do now is feed her things, which is Wow.

So entertaining I mean you can always talk to her and have it repeated ma nam is jef isnt that great. What the fuck? Did you just fucking say about me? You little bitch. Ill have you know, I graduated top of my class What the fuck?

Did you just fucking say about me? You little bitch. Ill have you know, I graduated top of my class in the navy seals and i have over 20 confirmed kills Wait, I want to try something huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh KHUHUHUHUHU HWAUAUUA So, yeah, the talking Angela app was stripped of anything that made it unique all due to a hoax and mass hysteria Well done parents! You did it you saved the children! help im trapped in the subtittles, HELP- ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Ba-Da-Ding! There are you happy now vector is an app that a lot of people called me out for missing last time and thats because I honestly just Totally forgot about it.

Yes, i forgot about it in the article where I was meant to be covering mobile apps that people forgot I know in this game you play as a silhouette running away from an evil silhouette as you attempt to free yourself from your Dystopian workplace all of which has told you through the game surprisingly. Awesome opening cutscene. What a mobile game with an actual story What what the hell you make your escape using your most effective weapon PARKOUR because if you dont you get electrocuted and die horribly The gameplay involves you swiping in different directions to react to oncoming obstacles like jumping sliding Climbing up and screwing up doing the special trick because you were dumb and forgot to read the tutorial the full version of the game Is paid but for real authenticity, I grab the light version since of course That was all my young self was allowed to play and man Did I play the hell out of those five levels? Gotta say vector is pretty cool for a phone game Especially one of its age and its one of the rare few that actually still holds up and its got a sweet soundtrack to boot still can afford the full version though : ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Ba-Da-Ding!

God here we go face goo is less a game and more one of those photo modification apps That was super popular until a snapchat came around and replaced them all now. I dont know if its my sense of humor Thats completely screwed up, but this is just absolutely hysterical You can use photos from your camera roll to screw up such as this Wonderful piece of art I made or you could use the camera on your phone, huh? Thats actually an improvement. You were also able to use some of the fantastic samples provided such as icy goo goofy Goo teacher goo slick goo student goo Whoa Goo and grumpy goo.

Alrighty, then to be honest now though. Its about as fun as playing around with the warp tool in Photoshop Haha, I love this one an app that Im sure anyone who has ever owned a smartphone and browse the app store at some point Is very much aware of.. is Badland a very unique and visually gorgeous game where you play as a little bowl of floof and your task is to not get horribly killed Well much like vector badland makes use of a very effective silhouette art style, which is really what I think makes it stand out So much you guide this little guy through a perilous journey avoiding spikes craps and other obstacles They can all result in your untimely Smooshing to play youre all you need to do is press the screen to fly upward and release to fall down the game of auto Scroll, so you have to keep up to make sure you protect this dumpling at all costs according to Wikipedia these guys are called clones and you can make Clones of the clones which you have to sacrifice so that the others can live you only lose if all of them die but it will never not break my heart having to leave some of these guys behind they did nothing wrong and Got that far into the game But I always found playing it quite Pleasant so long as I didnt accidentally murder all the clones and then feel guilty about it for the next two weeks Apparently it gets a lot more varied as you go on which is definitely making me regret not dedicating more time to this one I mean hell I played paper toss for longer. Thats just sad God damn it nyan cat lost in space is one of the dumbest things I have ever wasted time on but I bet something you Did too is its not just me right in this game. You play as nyan cat and you get lost in space Why why do I even bother writing scripts anymore?

Its a pretty straightforward Platformer where your goal is to last as long as you can whilst collecting the colorful sweets and coins that come your way Yeah Theres a whole bunch of power-ups that spice up the gameplay a bit all of which are named with a god-awful knee unrelated pun such As the . Okay rocket nyan look how confused he looks! SUPER NYAN! pianyano oh god say some of these out loud really makes you realize huh? Oh God are you okay, and Fireworks. Yeah, try with that one.

You can also make him poop out blood you alright? the game has changed quite a bit from when I first played it with the most obvious thing being microtransactions that are pushed like Everywhere, I mean unless its always been like that now which is a lot more oblivious back then and more focused on the pretty colors But I doubt I would have spent as much time playing this one as I did if it was this relentless trying to get me To spend money hell its even got that stupid save yourself option after you die. And theres also a city builder mode now What a lot of the other items and characters in the game just looks so out of place with neon cat like look at this dog in this cow It just seems like a missed opportunity to design other characters in the same style as the cat But theyre just like there to make up for that though. There are a lot of skin packs You can by using the coins you acquire such as the movie skin pack with such iconic characters as the neon lien Indiana-yan Jones I am yang Spyder yen, pregnant or and Gaiman yen.

Oh god Oh god. What so as you play you get amazing quotes from nyan cat such as oMG, lol We we sure this one was updated a month ago. Were not like 10 years ago.

Its not that its necessarily bad or anything Im just really struggling to work out why I played this one for so long as a kid definitely wasnt Can I tell you that much? Yeah Talking Tom and then news the only news source I trust these days tonight on Tom and Ben news a horrific volcanic eruption has killed thousands of people with- Kim KaRdAsEtIon DyEd HeR hAiR What anyway the remaining survivors offer a plea for support The American president made a funny tweet I feel its also worth mentioning they put ads for their earning games at the bottom of the screen like for real Fortunately it lets you put your own articles there as well, which is definitely something I did not abuse at all No, and the bright side there you can kill them Kill each other quick next name please. I dont go to prison ur mom gay pfpfppfppfpfpfpf Yep, heres the crowd-pleasing one one of the games that people mentioned the most The comments of old mobile one was wheres my water again published by Disney? Where your goal is to give this crocodile of some water?

I cant tell you I really had any personal experience with this one Because its a puzzle game and I cannot play puzzle games All you have to do in this one is guide this water through some dirt and get it to this crocodile So the poor guy can have a shower, although Im pretty sure by the time youre done That would be like the most disgusting water. Yeah who needs a plumber when you can just erase all the dirt Im sorry to say I really dont have all that much to say about this one It is a game and people wanted me to talk about it So there we go, and I think that about covers it But before we finish up its time for the bonus round a lot of my favorite games that I wanted to talk about in this article are of course the ones you cant play anymore because Apple keeps pretending that older apps cant work on their super high tech phones anymore Apple, please. Im begging you.

Let me play me No monsters, I need it. Why is it always the best ones god, damn it So here is out in memoriam section where I pay tribute to the deceased and forgotten bill killin a fun as hell endless running where You fight off an alien invasion age of the zombies Apparently they made more games with Barry from jetpack joyride and I didnt play it why ragdoll blaster 2? I was a very screwed up jelly car. Its Its its Jelly car Brabatron a game when you played as a UFO and ruin the days of some innocent townspeople And it was great Theres lots of this really weird power ranger samurai Infinity Blade ripoff where you fought the bad guy from the first episode of then fight him as a Megazord It was actually kind of good wait No, Im not done mino monsters too because they cant even play the second game for fucks sake Apple How could you do this to me? And of course, let us never forget the app Send me to heaven which encourage people to throw their phone in the air as high as they could to get a high score Yes, that was a real game.

And yes what youre probably imagining is what actually ended up happening. See this one I understand why they took it off the App Store. Well that about covers it for mobile games volume 2 thank you all so much for the Unbelievable support on the first article and I hope this article was just as enjoyable for you as well Angela would you care to do the honors this time? make sure to check put my twitter, send mail to my mail box to appear in articles, and check out my second channel, bye like and subscribe!

And with that said, I think well move this to the table hello welcome to Pierre box Were gonna be quick because this articles already long enough The first one is already our food for some reason that was easy cured diamond boat. Thats me. I am Ilan I am 10 and I live in the US So the splatoon 25 final splatfest will probably be underway by the time this reaches you all.

Oh, yeah I find your articles hilarious and awesome Even though I dont really like Sonic your articles about his games are extremely funny and I agree that sonic.exe You stupid Conway for Paramount live-action film about that. So like dont yet see the movie 50 50 Cents clips Well your articles are amazing. Keep up the good work. Its mind-blowing that in a month or so Youll be reading this in a article. Ah Thank You Man next big boys week, my name is Ayana and im 11 years old.

I love your articles They are awesome. The first time I saw her channel was when I was looking for transformers content and found your cherished forever I actually started disliking much much to watch I didnt mean to send hate to watch mojo. Just disagree with them. Keep it up Congrats on the play run Please answer these questions. Sure good sir.

Who are your favourite transformers? Besides Wheeljack and Sam Wow that guy which death in the bay formers Do you think is the saddest the series is quality and he sent me a drawing of Laserbeak. Thats awesome all and a logo Thank you for that.

But this one is from Queensland. Yeah The diamond bowl, its Jackson. The guy who drew you your Ruby weapons So for this bit mayor? which would take 600 years I decided to draw a reference sheet of what you would look like as a kaiju for the monster verse and here are Some questions. What do you think about the most of us so far?

I liked Godzilla 1 Kong I really liked king of the monsters. I Ghidorah was cool. Have you seen Kong Skull Island? Yes.

It was my favorite so far What do you think about the song Godzilla from Godzilla king of monsters? Personally? I think it was good Well, Ill have to listen to it.

Who is your favorite monster in Godzilla king of the monsters except Godzilla Mothra? Shesshes wifey material. What do you think about the idea of King Ghidorah being able to speak telepathically?

I like the idea that one of the heads is like really dumb there if you answer all my questions Thanks, and to all of the talented Godzilla artists out there. Yes, you can do my designs from Jackson. Ok, lets take a look Thats cute.

Im blue. I like that. Oh, hes got hes got weaknesses abilities crystal formation I wont read all of this out. But if you want to read it yourself, you can pause it status alive are good Good we clear that one.

Well, thank you everyone so much for the letters from Jackson Ilan and a yawn Thank you guys so much for the letters. And yeah, Ill see you guys next time I guess Its probably time to get into the Christmas spirit, isnt it? Werent me this anymore? Subtitles by AngryBallon and WaterDoggo like, and subcribe. click the articles to watch more! peace out

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