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Explainy the Emoji Exploji!

Explainy the Emoji Exploji! Im glad youre here so we can talk face-to-face. Thats really nice.

We can have a real conversation, because people dont do that enough anymore. Everybody walks around with their nose in their phone and they dont use words, they just use smiley faces, and thumbs up, and eggplants. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt But I say, if you cant beat them, join them, so I came out with my own emoji app and you can download them. It has 150 emojis, over 150 actually. And unlike Pokemon, you get them all at once, you dont have to catch them. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Uh-huh, youre welcome. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Its not dangerous to have my emojis, plus were adding new ones all the time. The app is called Ellens Emoji Exploji.

And some of them are my own versions of classic emojis. Here I am with hearts on my eyes right there. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Probably, I saw a baby goat and Im just happy. I dont know. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt You can use that for different things.

Some of them are puns and pictograms like this one right here. Which is, do you know what that means? Can you figure that out?

Cool cucumber, thats right. It could be, cool as a cucumber, it could also be, bad ass pickle. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt I wanna show you some others and help you learn what they mean, so were gonna play a game where you have to figure out text messages using my emojis, and its time to play Explainy the Emoji Exploji. Okay, whos who?

Which one are you? ampgtampgt Im Chrissy Valesario. ampgtampgt Hi, Chrissy, where do you live, what do you do? ampgtampgt I live in San Luis Obispo, and Im a cosmetologist and mom. ampgtampgt Wonderful, and, a mom to how many kids? ampgtampgt I have two kids, a six-year-old and a four-year-old. I know, Im still not sure. ampgtampgt Well, you dont miss them, do you? Because- ampgtampgt ampgtampgt You dont even know how old they are. All right, and you are? ampgtampgt Im Sarah, I live far away. I came from Austin, Texas.

I live there, I just moved there. Im finishing school so I can graduate from AampampM. And Im finishing online but currently, I work at a software company called, Yardi. ampgtampgt Wonderful, all right, and you are? ampgtampgt Lindsay Steven. ampgtampgt Lindsay, where do you live, what do you do? ampgtampgt I live in Utah and Im a stay at home mom to three little boys that are crazy. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt So Im glad to be here. ampgtampgt Well, yeah. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Youre glad to be anywhere, I think. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt All right, wonderful. Lets start the game, its really easy.

All youre gonna do is youre gonna look at a sentence, and you have buzzers there, and the first one to buzz in to know what that sentence means using the emojis. Youre gonna let me know and then youll win points that I just make up. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Okay, heres your first sentence. Youre Chrissy, right? ampgtampgt Yes, yeah. ampgtampgt Yes. ampgtampgt Okay, you are on fire, like a board because you like to dance and French kiss and watch Netflix on ice. Yes. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt My God, I was so worried this game was gonna be too easy and I- ampgtampgt ampgtampgt You are on fire like a board?

Is that what youre- ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Wow, thats not how youse compliment somebody. Yes, Sarah? ampgtampgt Youre hot, would you like to dance, French kiss, and Netflix and chill? ampgtampgt Thats right. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Yes. ampgtampgt Unbelievable. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Boy, youre on fire like a board. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Ill do better next time, yeah, I will. ampgtampgt All right. ampgtampgt You got it. ampgtampgt Thats a new way to say it. Next time, somebody sends you that, they mean youre on fire like a board. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt All right, lets see the next one. Sarah, yeah. ampgtampgt I hear through the grapevine that watching cute articles on TV is the what? ampgtampgt Nope, nope. Yes, Lindsay? ampgtampgt I heard through the grapevine that watching cute articles on Ellentube is the key. ampgtampgt Dang it. ampgtampgt Period. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt ampgtampgt I got this. ampgtampgt All right, do you?

Lets go. ampgtampgt I heard through the grapevine that watching cute articles on Ellen YouTube is the key to happiness. No, on Ellen- ampgtampgt EllenTube. ampgtampgt Yeah, ellentube is the key to happiness, yes. ampgtampgt Ellentube, yes, key to happiness, yes. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt See you got it. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Happiness. ampgtampgt I should have known ellentube. ampgtampgt All right, so between all of you, you got it. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt All right, lets see the last one. Lindsay, yes. ampgtampgt Wine and tequila get Ellen and Portias seal the deal. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Yes, Chrissy? ampgtampgt Seal of approval.

Do I have to say it all together? ampgtampgt Yes, say the whole thing. ampgtampgt Okay, wine and tequila get Ellen and Portias seal of approval. ampgtampgt Thats right. Seal of approval. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt All right. Its kind of a tie, but Chrissy, youre gonna get some wine and tequila right now.

That is- ampgtampgt Yes. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Okay, so for playing, you all are getting 55 inch 4K TCL Roku TVs. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt All right. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Now since this is the third year in a row that were partnering with TCL, Americas fastest growing TV brand, I am gonna tell you what Im gonna do. I am gonna put one more sentence on the screen. If anyone in the audience can figure it out, youre gonna all go home with a prize. But dont yell it out, youll have to stand up and Ill call on you. So if you think you know what it is, stand up.

All right, here it is. Yes? ampgtampgt Holy horses, is that an avocado wearing a hat? ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Did you say- ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Holy horses? ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Hold your horses? ampgtampgt Theres no holes in those horses. Yes, youll try? ampgtampgt Hold your horses! Is that an avocado wearing a top hat? ampgtampgt Thats right. ampgtampgt Explainy the Emoji Exploji!

Im glad youre here so we can talk face-to-face. Thats really nice. We can have a real conversation, because people dont do that enough anymore. Everybody walks around with their nose in their phone and they dont use words, they just use smiley faces, and thumbs up, and eggplants. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt But I say, if you cant beat them, join them, so I came out with my own emoji app and you can download them. It has 150 emojis, over 150 actually.

And unlike Pokemon, you get them all at once, you dont have to catch them. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Uh-huh, youre welcome. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Its not dangerous to have my emojis, plus were adding new ones all the time. The app is called Ellens Emoji Exploji. And some of them are my own versions of classic emojis.

Here I am with hearts on my eyes right there. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Probably, I saw a baby goat and Im just happy. I dont know. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt You can use that for different things. Some of them are puns and pictograms like this one right here. Which is, do you know what that means?

Can you figure that out? Cool cucumber, thats right. It could be, cool as a cucumber, it could also be, bad ass pickle. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt I wanna show you some others and help you learn what they mean, so were gonna play a game where you have to figure out text messages using my emojis, and its time to play Explainy the Emoji Exploji. Okay, whos who?

Which one are you? ampgtampgt Im Chrissy Valesario. ampgtampgt Hi, Chrissy, where do you live, what do you do? ampgtampgt I live in San Luis Obispo, and Im a cosmetologist and mom. ampgtampgt Wonderful, and, a mom to how many kids? ampgtampgt I have two kids, a six-year-old and a four-year-old. I know, Im still not sure. ampgtampgt Well, you dont miss them, do you? Because- ampgtampgt ampgtampgt You dont even know how old they are. All right, and you are? ampgtampgt Im Sarah, I live far away. I came from Austin, Texas.

I live there, I just moved there. Im finishing school so I can graduate from AampampM. And Im finishing online but currently, I work at a software company called, Yardi. ampgtampgt Wonderful, all right, and you are? ampgtampgt Lindsay Steven. ampgtampgt Lindsay, where do you live, what do you do? ampgtampgt I live in Utah and Im a stay at home mom to three little boys that are crazy. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt So Im glad to be here. ampgtampgt Well, yeah. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Youre glad to be anywhere, I think. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt All right, wonderful. Lets start the game, its really easy. All youre gonna do is youre gonna look at a sentence, and you have buzzers there, and the first one to buzz in to know what that sentence means using the emojis.

Youre gonna let me know and then youll win points that I just make up. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Okay, heres your first sentence. Youre Chrissy, right? ampgtampgt Yes, yeah. ampgtampgt Yes. ampgtampgt Okay, you are on fire, like a board because you like to dance and French kiss and watch Netflix on ice. Yes. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt My God, I was so worried this game was gonna be too easy and I- ampgtampgt ampgtampgt You are on fire like a board? Is that what youre- ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Wow, thats not how youse compliment somebody. Yes, Sarah? ampgtampgt Youre hot, would you like to dance, French kiss, and Netflix and chill? ampgtampgt Thats right. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Yes. ampgtampgt Unbelievable. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Boy, youre on fire like a board. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Ill do better next time, yeah, I will. ampgtampgt All right. ampgtampgt You got it. ampgtampgt Thats a new way to say it.

Next time, somebody sends you that, they mean youre on fire like a board. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt All right, lets see the next one. Sarah, yeah. ampgtampgt I hear through the grapevine that watching cute articles on TV is the what? ampgtampgt Nope, nope. Yes, Lindsay? ampgtampgt I heard through the grapevine that watching cute articles on Ellentube is the key. ampgtampgt Dang it. ampgtampgt Period. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt ampgtampgt I got this. ampgtampgt All right, do you? Lets go. ampgtampgt I heard through the grapevine that watching cute articles on Ellen YouTube is the key to happiness. No, on Ellen- ampgtampgt EllenTube. ampgtampgt Yeah, ellentube is the key to happiness, yes. ampgtampgt Ellentube, yes, key to happiness, yes. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt See you got it. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Happiness. ampgtampgt I should have known ellentube. ampgtampgt All right, so between all of you, you got it. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt All right, lets see the last one.

Lindsay, yes. ampgtampgt Wine and tequila get Ellen and Portias seal the deal. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Yes, Chrissy? ampgtampgt Seal of approval. Do I have to say it all together? ampgtampgt Yes, say the whole thing. ampgtampgt Okay, wine and tequila get Ellen and Portias seal of approval. ampgtampgt Thats right. Seal of approval. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt All right. Its kind of a tie, but Chrissy, youre gonna get some wine and tequila right now. That is- ampgtampgt Yes. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Okay, so for playing, you all are getting 55 inch 4K TCL Roku TVs. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt All right. ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Now since this is the third year in a row that were partnering with TCL, Americas fastest growing TV brand, I am gonna tell you what Im gonna do.

I am gonna put one more sentence on the screen. If anyone in the audience can figure it out, youre gonna all go home with a prize. But dont yell it out, youll have to stand up and Ill call on you. So if you think you know what it is, stand up.

All right, here it is. Yes? ampgtampgt Holy horses, is that an avocado wearing a hat? ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Did you say- ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Holy horses? ampgtampgt ampgtampgt Hold your horses? ampgtampgt Theres no holes in those horses. Yes, youll try? ampgtampgt Hold your horses! Is that an avocado wearing a top hat? ampgtampgt Thats right. ampgtampgt

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