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Candy Crush Saga 10 Reasons Not To Play It!

Candy Crush Saga: 10 Reasons Not To Play It! Hey everyone, hope all is well! Its the governments responsibility to inform the public and deal with dangers when they happen.

So what about Candy Crush? How did they let that one slip by? Its pure evil! Ask conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. ITS PURE EVIL!

So here are 10 reasons why Candy Crush Saga will destroy your life. Number 1: It is simple. A simple game means anyone can play it and so your brain will be put through super mundane tasks which can only make you stupider. Stupider? Is that a real word?

Number 2: It is addictive. This simple game creates a mentality in the minds of most people so when they put it down, they will walk away and then say, Ah just one more go! The closer you get to completing a level, the more addicted you become. Number 3: You dont get to choose when you play.

You only get 5 lives in Candy Crush and once they are used up, you have to wait 30 minutes for each one to replenish. NOOOOOOOOOO! This clever ploy means the average player wont get sick of the game quickly. Number 4: It is challenging, but for all the wrong reasons. You could be stuck on one level for weeks, but then one time, the board is organised in a completely convenient way.

All of the candy is in the right place And BAM! Piece of cake. So whats the technique for completing Candy Crush? Keep playing each level enough time until you get the ideal start. Number 5: The music is sinister as fk.

Not only does the game music sound creepy but the fact each song is about 15 seconds long and is on a loop… thats sinister. Its so hypnotic. Number 6: You compete with other addicts.

On the Candy Crush map it will show you what levels all your other friends are on. So it becomes a talking point almost every day. What level are you on? Ohhhhhh! Im stuck on that level.

How did you complete that one? You are so far behind. ITS PURE EVIL!

Number 7: It will turn you into a spammer. We all hate spammers but would never dream of becoming one ourselves. But when you require 3 tickets to progress onto the next level, you have no choice but to give into the practice.

Ive become a monster. Okay, there is one other option… Number 8: Candy Crush wants your money. If you dont want to be a spammer then you can get more tickets and lives with your hard earned cash.

Or if you are just about to complete a difficult level you have been stuck on for weeks and you are just about to run out of moves… then you can buy some more. And there is even a special move – a charm as they call it – that you can pay over $30 for. Please tell me you havent bought it. Number 9: You will never complete it.

There are over 300 levels and even if you get to the end of the path, its under construction which means as long as we all keep playing it, the creators will keep making more. Theyre monsters! And number 10: Sooner or later you will have to face reality. Candy Crush becomes a vicious cycle A horrible addiction. Your friends will tell you to stop playing it.

Your family will tell you how youve changed, how youre not the same person anymore. It will destroy your relationships with non-Candy Crush players. But the worst part is when you finally go over to that window, look outside and ask yourself What have I actually achieved? And its then that you will find yourself at Candy Crush Anonymous. Hi everyone.

My names Myles and Im addicted to Candy Crush. Group Hi Myles. So there you have it: 10 reasons why Candy Crush Saga will destroy your life. I just felt the need to warn you all.

Just please dont make the same mistakes I did. But at the same time, if anyone does play it and you can send me a ticket, I just need one more. Anyway thanks for watching this article. Dont forget to click like. And hey!

If you ever receive a Candy Crush notification, reply to it with this article. We must wake them up from their sugar comas. And if you are new to my channel click subscribe and you will be kept up to date with all my latest articles. I think its only fair we let Alex Jones have the final word.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Too aggressive? Yeah, I thought so.

Sorry about that. Erm… Shall we let Mr Goat have the final word instead? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Right erm… Aggressive final words it is then. ADIOS TIL NEXT TIME! Candy Crush Saga: 10 Reasons Not To Play It! Hey everyone, hope all is well!

Its the governments responsibility to inform the public and deal with dangers when they happen. So what about Candy Crush? How did they let that one slip by?

Its pure evil! Ask conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. ITS PURE EVIL!

So here are 10 reasons why Candy Crush Saga will destroy your life. Number 1: It is simple. A simple game means anyone can play it and so your brain will be put through super mundane tasks which can only make you stupider.

Stupider? Is that a real word? Number 2: It is addictive.

This simple game creates a mentality in the minds of most people so when they put it down, they will walk away and then say, Ah just one more go! The closer you get to completing a level, the more addicted you become. Number 3: You dont get to choose when you play.

You only get 5 lives in Candy Crush and once they are used up, you have to wait 30 minutes for each one to replenish. NOOOOOOOOOO! This clever ploy means the average player wont get sick of the game quickly. Number 4: It is challenging, but for all the wrong reasons.

You could be stuck on one level for weeks, but then one time, the board is organised in a completely convenient way. All of the candy is in the right place And BAM! Piece of cake.

So whats the technique for completing Candy Crush? Keep playing each level enough time until you get the ideal start. Number 5: The music is sinister as fk. Not only does the game music sound creepy but the fact each song is about 15 seconds long and is on a loop… thats sinister.

Its so hypnotic. Number 6: You compete with other addicts. On the Candy Crush map it will show you what levels all your other friends are on. So it becomes a talking point almost every day. What level are you on?

Ohhhhhh! Im stuck on that level. How did you complete that one?

You are so far behind. ITS PURE EVIL! Number 7: It will turn you into a spammer.

We all hate spammers but would never dream of becoming one ourselves. But when you require 3 tickets to progress onto the next level, you have no choice but to give into the practice. Ive become a monster. Okay, there is one other option… Number 8: Candy Crush wants your money.

If you dont want to be a spammer then you can get more tickets and lives with your hard earned cash. Or if you are just about to complete a difficult level you have been stuck on for weeks and you are just about to run out of moves… then you can buy some more. And there is even a special move – a charm as they call it – that you can pay over $30 for. Please tell me you havent bought it.

Number 9: You will never complete it. There are over 300 levels and even if you get to the end of the path, its under construction which means as long as we all keep playing it, the creators will keep making more. Theyre monsters!

And number 10: Sooner or later you will have to face reality. Candy Crush becomes a vicious cycle A horrible addiction. Your friends will tell you to stop playing it. Your family will tell you how youve changed, how youre not the same person anymore. It will destroy your relationships with non-Candy Crush players.

But the worst part is when you finally go over to that window, look outside and ask yourself What have I actually achieved? And its then that you will find yourself at Candy Crush Anonymous. Hi everyone.

My names Myles and Im addicted to Candy Crush. Group Hi Myles. So there you have it: 10 reasons why Candy Crush Saga will destroy your life. I just felt the need to warn you all. Just please dont make the same mistakes I did.

But at the same time, if anyone does play it and you can send me a ticket, I just need one more. Anyway thanks for watching this article. Dont forget to click like.

And hey! If you ever receive a Candy Crush notification, reply to it with this article. We must wake them up from their sugar comas. And if you are new to my channel click subscribe and you will be kept up to date with all my latest articles. I think its only fair we let Alex Jones have the final word.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Too aggressive? Yeah, I thought so.

Sorry about that. Erm… Shall we let Mr Goat have the final word instead? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Right erm… Aggressive final words it is then. ADIOS TIL NEXT TIME!

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